• bad hair life …

    by  • May 8, 2008 • too random • 19 Comments

    fugly.jpgok, so … for any who have read this site for awhile, ya’ll know that i don’t take myself all that seriously and have lampoon’d my own shorties more than anyone else’s.

    by far.


    but ~ i’ve got to say, today i think i’ve finally hit the wall.

    because man … this mop has got to go.

    it’s like i’m some nerdy Pez container that a blind retard glued together with barbi scraps and a couple of brillo pads.

    it just needs to be stopped.



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    19 Responses to bad hair life …

    1. May 8, 2008 at

      As long as you don’t dance like she did in that episode there is some hope.

    2. Jen
      May 8, 2008 at

      maybe Dash can shave your head on Friday night?

    3. Michael Hernandez
      May 8, 2008 at

      head-shave lantern-rouge prime?

    4. May 8, 2008 at

      At the first sign of thinning I shaved my Howard Jones cut off… but just recently I’ve been in a F-it mood and I decided to let it grow back. After two months I just look like a grey haired old man and the ponytail was going to take too long to grow.
      I took it off again yesterday, its the start of me getting my arse into gear and sorting myself out. Shaving is the only respectable way to go.
      OFF, OFF, OFF

    5. May 8, 2008 at

      shave it.

      then grow some fu manchu action.

    6. Jenny Oh
      May 8, 2008 at

      Can one of the prizes for tomorrow night be that we get to publicly cut your hair with a Flowbee?

    7. Michael Hernandez
      May 8, 2008 at


      that so rocks

    8. May 8, 2008 at

      ooh I know that feeling…but you have nice hair.

    9. anonymous
      May 8, 2008 at

      hair looks good here. look how cute the flip is in the back!


    10. Marc
      May 8, 2008 at

      You just need some Soul Glo–

    11. Niki
      May 9, 2008 at

      can we put Shave hernando’s head as a raffle prize?

    12. May 9, 2008 at

      I’ll bring my clippers.

      Trust me, I work for the government!

    13. Anonymous
      May 9, 2008 at

      One word: mullet

    14. May 9, 2008 at

      Thoght you should know, UC Davis just won the Mens Collegiate TTT Title by 9 seconds over CU Boulder

    15. chatterbox
      May 9, 2008 at

      I might have to bring my bike and circle once off the back just for that head-shave lantern-rouge prime!

    16. Brian Peterson
      May 9, 2008 at

      I say whoever wins the latern rouge gets to decide the type of haircut Mike gets. Then he has to get it cut that way and wear it for a month before he can change it.

    17. Michael Hernandez
      May 9, 2008 at


    18. anonymous
      May 9, 2008 at

      Ohhhh Keith, you own the mullet. Anyone else sportin one will just be an imposter man. I say go Euro style like Boonen. Heard that haircut builds your quads!

    19. sabine
      May 9, 2008 at

      see what happens when you wait too long between haircuts?

      and it cracks me up that you bought extra body shampoo

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