TOUR OF UTAH-ded

i don’t want to be anywhere near a rider who finishes this race fresh.

‘cuz any who do will crush every race finishing out this season and only be ripped off their bikes by scheduling mandates.

then they’ll probably fly to aussie-land and crush it up there, too.

.

-

pro cycling is a great, great ride.

good luck, comrades!

- – - – -

.

The Hammer, mini-Phinney, and a MeatBall…

this is the future of American Cycling.

.

and i say, hell yeah!

-

i can’t wait to see this OlympicMadisonMadness. oh my sweet naughty nuptials … that race is going to be INSANITY!

and maybe a pursuit medal for Phinney as a teenager?

phenom-phinney is what he really is.

.

oh, and yes …

of course … there’s Hammer on a bike.

.

… talk about your sweet naughties …

.

mwowr.

~