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NCNCA Racing- August 28 – Vacaville Gran Prix
- August 27 – Winters Road Race
- August 27 – Sonomas
- August 21, University Road Race
f*cking Bed Turns …
“Hellyer” has been posting so often of late, that I feel like i’m getting dropped at a socal crit.
Well, maybe more like a Norcal road race ~ cuz those socal crit pussies do nothing but sit and sprint like gym-rat poofer-puffed mail order champions. Example A … Randimus Miller going down there and shaming them into the background images they deserve to be.
But though I want to continue slamming the retardedness of socal … let’s first comment upon the major hitler-stash going on with the Rand as he crushes the breakaway. Was this an easy roll over of Poland? Because the 5foot-nothing disgruntled artist, turned corpo-scientist shown above looks about as huge and teutonic as an invading army.
well … zig-heil, baby.
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Speaking of Invading
If you haven’t read about the manbeast known as Ryan Parnes … check out his EuroBlog recounting all things hair-gel’d and cyclo-centric.
Parnes and Phil Mooney went over to the … and there’s a fantastic bit of rah-rah about Parnes first major Euro-fight on the cobbles. If you don’t get a viagra-like jump in the heart rate from reading about his pounding of the pedals … you should just move to socal.
Femme … fatal
Another local done huge, Shelley Olds took her first major European win of 2011 at the Etrusca in Italy. This was a rockstar sprint in a field of uber-champions and might be the new team’s first big win of the season.
It’s good to see our local talents showing themselves with such hotness.
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Can’t wait to see who’s next…
March 23rd, 2011 at
More locals in Europe: check out Petaluma 19-year-old Nate Geoffrion’s account of racing the GP Waregem with the National Team: http://chefgeoffrion.wordpress.com/
March 24th, 2011 at
that’s rad, Scott. thanks for the info.
March 24th, 2011 at
Im a NorCal fool, living in SoCal wondering how it is that NorCal has the best racers… while SoCal has the best high profile events? Dont get me wrong… Nevada City? A classic. Merco? Fan-effin-tastic. But when I see San Dimas, Redlands, Dana Point, Manhattan Beach et al, I wonder how we can get some more NRC action up North?
March 25th, 2011 at
But that’s the beauty of NorCal. Who care’s about NRC when all the real knife fights that make gladiators are found here in races like Copperopolis, Cat’s Hill, and Mt. Hamilton. Races that have no money, but pro’s still put on their resume because they mean something.
Plus – i think a lot of people would laugh at you if you held up Dana Point and Manhattan Beach as events to emulate. That’s like when i called Sea Otter a classic was was mocked. It’s big, it has money, but it lacks soul.
March 25th, 2011 at
Sea Otter has no money … except what they collect from the lemmings.
March 25th, 2011 at
Sea Otter Lemmings sounds like a good team name. Please remind me of that later.
March 25th, 2011 at
For when i start my NorCal League that is…